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PostSubject: A Weird Pair   March 17th 2014, 7:34 pm

Allie had arrived at the academy a few hours late. She was no hooligan and this was completely unlike her. She walked towards the school carrying her things trying to get to her class without too much hassle. She thought of all the things she could do if she skipped school, she could get ice cream, she could play video games, but she quickly dismissed these thoughts as childish.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 7:50 am

As the Skull Knight walked down the hall, he was stopped by a teacher who he got stuck arguing with. In the middle of the argument, he noticed a little girl walk into the school a fistance away before deciding to ignore her. "Come oonnnnn, can't I have the bag just this once!?" The Dark Weapon groaned as the teacher held a brown stitched-together sack away from him.

"It's full of bricks and fish heads. There's no way you're going to do anything good with this."

"But I just wanted to make a brick-sammich! Havn't you ever tried that?! IT's FINGER-NOMM'n GUD!!!" As the weapon tried to reach for the bag again the teacher just pushed him away.

"You want to eat a fish head between two bricks?"

"Like you've NEVER wanted to try that crap!"

With a moment of hesitation, the teacher handed him back the sack. "Ok, I want to see this."

Cautiously, The Skull Knight took a fish head and smashed it between two bricks, getting blood and fish-goo everywhere. Then, he slowly started to lift it up, heavilly considering the lifestyle choices that brought him to this poin- actually, no, his life was awesome no matter what! Then, without warning, he shouted "Sick fishy tyrunt!" and slid the fish sammich across the floor at the new girl's feet.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 9:18 am

Droon, appearing almost out of nowhere, grabs the sandwhich thing and chucks it into the air, reaching out with his long tongue and swallowing it. His eyes widen and he grimaces "good lord, what was in that sand which!? It was horrible!" He had clearly not considered what exactly it was he ate, the mere mention of the word sand which was enough to convince him.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 3:03 pm

Allie was expecting the bricks to come towards her but someone else ended up taking it. Even though the other person ate it, she was still angry that the brick went towards her. "What the hell was tat?" she asked as she walked right up to the person that appeared 5 feet taller than her.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 3:37 pm

"I dunno...." The Dark Weapon mentioned, shrugging his shoulders while right behind him, the teacher just kept from facepalming, let go of his precious bag, and left. "I do stupid stuff sometimes. It's just a force of habbit. ThAT is who I am!"

As he finished talking, The Skull Knight struck an overly dramatic pose like he was some kind of superhero or something. "I protect the weak... when they deserve it.... And not the too weak, because screw that. I save the environment by not using books! I overthrow governments when they are run by very aggressive children and/or monkies! Fighting for the justice of squirrels everywhere unless the dogs win the war!" He spun around, putting both hands on his face randomly while crouching down. "Tortosumeneuusausagefestworldchampna- Screw it!"

Finally, The Skull Knight turned to the side, getting into a pose that mimiced the thinker. "I Am Admeral Brick-eruu!!! And I rock stuff... like a Flying Brick!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 3:42 pm

Allie watched as the crazy man acted around his crazy thoughts, and surprisingly believed them. Her kid side came out and began believing everything he said was true, "Woah thats so cool." she said as she looked up at the man in awe. 
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 6:08 pm

"I know, right!?" The Skull Knight responded in a supprisingly cheery mood. Then he stopped and stood up straight, putting his hand on his chain. "Actually, now that I think about it, most of that was completely false. Except for the squirrel war... which I should know about for obvious reasons......... And bricks do, in fact, hurt like a b*tch!" He busted out laughing maniacly. "But it's just so much fun!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 6:13 pm

Allie soon realized what she was doing. She was talking to a insane hooligan, and more importantly, she was missing class. "Excuse me," she said as she looked up at him proudly, "I need to get to class."
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 6:22 pm

"Fine! I don't care!" The Skull Knight transformed his spine-plate into a chain with a scythe-blade at the end and, twisting the chain around a little, managed to sit on his own partial transformation. "If you don't mind, I have a class to skip. And two bricks to replace, the stupid little son of- *grumblegrumble* AND a fish head!" He began to shout almost angerly. "Do you know how hard it is to find a good fish with a head? Not everyone has a head, you know!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 6:25 pm

Allie then pictured herself cutting class and her youthful side couldn't resist being around this cool of a guy. She walked over to the skull knight and climbed onto his back. "Then I'll go with you" she said a with a childish smile.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 7:08 pm

"Alright, then away we goo!" The Dark Weapon shouted, egerly. He then tried to scoot forward several times, just barely making progress with his weapon. Finally, he groaned slightly giving it one good push as he accidently knocked himself over, hitting his head on the ground with a solid "Thack" sound effect. Without a word, he just stayed face-down on the floor for a few moments.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 7:52 pm

Allie simply laughed and stood up on his face. "You're not the smartest weapon are you, I like that." she said with a mischievous smile as she looked down at the laying weapon?
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 8:47 pm

"I liek books, too........." He mentioned, slightly muffled until he rolled onto his back, not caring what happened to the kid. Wait... was she with the dogs?! "Wait a minute." The Skull Knight slowly got up and looked the little girl in the eyes carefully. "Wait one giant maybe New-freaking-minute...." Finally, he snapped his bone-covered fingers. "You're a salamander, aren't you!?"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 8:50 pm

Allie was rolled right onto her back was crushed by him for a few minutes. He then got up and began questioning the crushed allie. "No. What?" she asked suprised by the bizarre question.
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 9:16 pm

"Hmmm.........................................................."

The Skull Knight's features distorted as he closed one eye and crouched over, examining her face as he poked her in the nose. Then, with a few blank blinks, he got back up and pointed at her. "Nop, you're definatly a salamander! I'd know the face of a salamander everywhere! And here I thought you might have been a slug for a moment." He laughed slightly at the mere thought. "Just like that what's-her-face-June and that what's-her-face-what's-her-face in the trees!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 9:36 pm

"A Salamander?" Allie asked even more confused. She got up and pointed at him letting the immaturity take over, "If I am a salamander that means you are fox, dirty good for nothing fox."
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 9:46 pm

"Nope, I refuse to accept that!" The Dark Weapon crossed his arms, defiantly. "Don't you know?! Foxes are canines. Like wolves and the samurical grey fox and that WIERD Jeff Foxworthy." With an awkward expression, he almost seemed to growl for a moment. "Worthy of my foot up his neck.... Note to self, send Jeff more death threats...."

The Skull Knight snapped out of his funk and focused back at the little salamander. "I can't aid the squirrels if I'm a dog! Especially not if I'm a fox. Those things can't even talk, EVER, DISPITE WHAT THE SONG SAYS!?!?" Suddenly, he grabbed the kid by the shoulders and started shaking them. "You know what squirrels do to people who betray them!? It's game over, man, Game Over!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 18th 2014, 9:51 pm

"well you want me to tell the squirrels on you." she said taking out her phone. "I got their phone number." she said smiling happily. "So am I salamander or no?" 
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 19th 2014, 5:13 pm

"Fine, fine...." The Skull Knight mentioned, finally giving in. "You're a slug. I don't believe it but whatever the heck you want." He crossed his arms, trying to ignore mis-labeling her as a slug. "Just... don't be one of those slugs into doing the salamander stuffs.............. Ever............... Pretty sure that's how you become a blinds."
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PostSubject: Re: A Weird Pair   March 19th 2014, 5:28 pm

"Now you are gonna take me to my class or I will tell the Squirrel President on you." he said happy that playing along got her a ride and possible partner.
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