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Ꭶ☢Ѵʊℛև Honorary Staff
Posts : 3827 Join date : 2013-05-26 Location : Behind You
| Subject: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 1:42 am | |
| So I was thinking of possible scenes from a hat type stuff when I thought: rejected horror movie monsters, when my brain suddenly conjured up something legitimately terrifying (but only for guys). What if someone/thing lived in your toilet so that the next time ya wip out your junk to pee, it would reach up through the toilet hole and grab it like a handle, pulling you into the toilet where it will eat you; of course you would be dead by the time it got you since most of your bones would be shattered as it pulls you through the toilet drain. *shivers* Beware the toilet fiend. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 1:47 am | |
| Wouldn't work, the toilet would break first. It would have to devour you OUTSIDE the toilet. |
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Ꭶ☢Ѵʊℛև Honorary Staff
Posts : 3827 Join date : 2013-05-26 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 1:50 am | |
| Unless it's a different substance...like it replaces your toilet, and it has a toilet shaped shell that takes it's place. It lives in there like a hermit crab, outwardly mimicking porcelain perfectly.... Somehow that's even worse... |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 1:53 am | |
| Okay. That'd be a hard ass shell, then. Maybe it softens you up by spraying acid on you first, like flies do with their food? Or maybe the toilet is actually a portal. |
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Ꭶ☢Ѵʊℛև Honorary Staff
Posts : 3827 Join date : 2013-05-26 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 1:58 am | |
| It's only getting worse now... Nope, never peeing again. But for just sitting and using a normal toilet there could be something good like a friendly prostate examiner that gives you a quick prostate exam. It's an unpleasant surprise, but a free and informative one. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 2:57 am | |
| I'm never using a toilet again altogether. |
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Arc Admin
Posts : 8946 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Where the tea flows freely.
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 6:56 am | |
| Nah, the whole pulling thing just would not work. Your dangalang would rip.
PS. Write up an SCP file pronto. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 6:10 pm | |
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Ꭶ☢Ѵʊℛև Honorary Staff
Posts : 3827 Join date : 2013-05-26 Location : Behind You
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 7:26 pm | |
| Regardless of wether or not it rips, both options are terrifying. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 6th 2014, 7:48 pm | |
| Your wang would tear in almost an instant. I would fight for mine, trying my best to leave my manhood attached, but the monster would get me. I'd die instantly from shock. It'd be a quick, but painful death. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 8th 2014, 7:53 pm | |
| So its basically a mimic... for your toilet. Do I get to roll a D20 resistance check? |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 12th 2014, 12:46 pm | |
| Aaaahhh, the perks of being female. No dangly bits. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I will never pee again August 14th 2014, 12:14 pm | |
| Besides your old lady tits. |
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