Tell us a joke!

It can be ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. Just tell us something that will make us lol, lmao, or even lmfao (Everyday I'm *ahem*)

Rules:

Nothing racist.
I don't know if political jokes aren't allowed on here. Just don't make it go too far.
Nothing meant to make fun of people.
Have fun!

Ok have you every been to the dentist and the nurse asks
"Hey buddy ya here to get your teeth clean?"
No I'm here to sit in the chair and play with tools as my teeth rot!
(It would be better with a you don't say meme)
:D

Lol.

There was a blonde sitting in the middle of a cornfield, in a boat with no oars. Another blonde is in her car and sees the blonde in the cornfield. She got out of her car and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! If  I could swim, I'd come and kick your ass!"

ive herd that one loll its still funny though

Thank you. I love blonde jokes.

lol :)

It's not that I don't like a good political joke......I just don't like it when it gets elected.

What starts with p and ends with orn?


Popcorn :3

I want to be the very best like no ones every known to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause!! I will travel across the land searching far and wide for pokemon to understand the power that's inside!!! Pokemon gotta catch em all it's you and me I know it's my destiny pokemon oh your my best freind in a world we must defend pokemon gotta catch them all oh so true!
Only courage can pull us through you teach me and I teach you POKEMON!
Gotta catch them all gotta catch them all POKEMON!!!

YAy pokemon!!

So far Ive seen some pretty good ones. Keep it up guys! ^^

Oh this is a joke a freind told me

What does a mermaid math teacher wear?
An algae- bra XD

XD

What brown and sticky...... A STICK!

XD I've heard that one too

Ok I got one
Some asks their friend "what does BRB mean?"
Their friend says "be right back"
Then they say "oh ok troll me what BRB means when you get back"