Diabolical Cuteness? No? (Senpoo and Waff. Ask to Join)

--Side continuation of 'What Big Teeth you Have'--

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Chuckling, he nods and stands up. All she wanted was a notebook? That was easy enough. He knew he'd had a couple stashed somewhere. All he had to do was find one.

"No problem. I'll find one."

First, he was going to check the car. He found some of the strangest things under the seats and in the glove box.

"Is there any certain one you want?"

Hashina put her hands on her head, scruffling her hair a bit. "Well... Hm... I like dark blue a lot... And red... Either one of those are fine. But I totally hate light red! Light red is disgusting! Ugh... I hate it." She said, ranting a little bit. She let out a sigh and looked at the car. "Well... Looks like that thingamajig is messed up and that who-now is loose. It also seems that the conjunctionjunction is leaking..." She concluded with a nod. Not knowing what she was really talking about.

Spencer chuckles and opens the passenger door; sifting through the things in the glove box to find any notebooks. Nothing but small ones. He'd used them for lists or reminders if he was going somewhere, but he wouldn't mind sparing a few.

"Well, I've got these. If you want anything bigger, we can walk up to the store real quick. It should be right across the street from here."

Hashina shrugged. "Nah. This is ok. I can manage." She said as she flipped through the pages, looking at them with wide eyes. "So... Uhh? Who is that guy that was in your house? He had white hair. He left the tv on too. Was that your brother?" She asked cluelessly.

Spencer sits back down next to her. But right as he was getting comfortable, he froze. He'd remembered what Kataro had said about keeping it between the two of them, so what was he going to say? Then again, the girl was nice. She was outgoing and didn't seem to care too much about anything. Turning around, he checks to make sure Kataro wasn't at the still-wide-open door before looking back over at Hashina.

"He's uh....."

Leaning sideways, he whispers to her. If anything, he didn't need everybody hearing it if it was supposed to be a secret.

"He's my....he's my boyfriend."

Hashina covered her mouth with her hand. "Oooh..." She teased as if Spencer was in trouble. "Why are we whispering...? Yaoi is sexi.... Are you not supposed to tell anybody about that? I know how to keep a secret." She whispered. Hashina wasn't really used to a friendly conversation like this, considering she was a Kishin Egg. But she liked Spencer, and wanted to know more about him.

Spencer turned red and picked up his hat off the ground, putting it on his head and pulling it over his face. Despite her not really caring about it, the teasing made him feel a little embarrassed. But either way, he was happy she was alright with it.

"Well- I- We-"

Hashina giggled childishly. "Nervous are we?" She teased again with a smile. She stood up and brushed herself off. She looked up at the sky which was now getting dark, then she looked down at her watched. A few moments of silence passed before her phone began ringing. "Hello?" She answered. "Oh! Hey pops. Yeah. It is. Tonight...? Please... No. I don't want to tonight. Ugh! Ok. But later... Alright. Love you too. Bye." Hashina said. She hung up the phone and looked at Spencer with blankly. "Let's go inside and meet your boyfriend?" She asked with a smile.

Spencer stood up; pulling the hat off of his face. He pushes the door open further and invites her inside. Her being here wasn't too bad. She was nice, and she wasn't a nuisance. That was always something good in to person. Once inside, he starts walking into the living room; holding a finger to his mouth as if to gesture to tell her to be quiet. When he was close enough to the couch, he sits down on Kataro's back and gets comfortable; picking up the TV remote. He acted as if he didn't know Kataro was there, and looked back over at Hashina.

"Who was on the phone?"

Hashina examined the house as she walked in. Oooooh... It's so... Housy. She thought to herself. She sat on the ground in front if the tv and sighed. "No one! Just my poppy!" She said with a forced smile. The smile quickly faded and she stared at the tv without another word.

Kataro let out a sigh and turned his head. He saw Spencer's side and turned his head into the pillows. Then he let out a monstrously demonic fart. It tested through the silence like a ninja star! "You reap what you sow..." He chuckled lowly through the pillows and turning his head towards the tv. "Hey little girl..." He said with a sigh, not really alarmed by her presence.

OOC: XD

Spencer pulled the collar of his shirt over his nose and smacked Kataro on the butt. Then he got up and sat on Kataro's head; forcing a fart. Then he got up and pulled him off of the couch; sitting down where he was laying.

"I guess you're right!"

Then he looked down at Hashina. She stemmed more than interested in whatever was on the TV, so he started flipping through the channels; asking her what she wanted to watch.

Kataro fell onto the ground, now tangled up in his cover. "You whore..." He grumbled before standing up and pouncing onto Spencer like a lion. "Die, Coward!!!" He shouted in a deep voice and began pulling Spencer's hair like a crazed old woman.

Hashina giggled at the scene. She tried to answer Spencer's questions, but her laughter was beginning to grow. She calmed down a bit before looking at the tv. She never watched tv. She didn't even know how worked. Her only entertainment was her, her father, drawing, and killing for the most part. "Uh... We can watch whatever..." She said as she grabbed her notebook and started to draw with a pen from her pocket.

Spencer pushed against Kataro's face before grinning and using two fingers to pinch twist his nipple. He knew that hurt, but he knew how funny it was to watch somebody recover from it too. He started laughing almost uncontrollably before reaching for the remote again.

"You're lucky I didn't kick you in your happy place."

Kataro fell back onto the ground, rubbing his nipple with one hand. "You cheeseball.... That hurt. I'm gonna make you pay. And it will be soon." He said as he laid out, releasing a relaxed sigh. Kataro was still a little tired, but he couldn't go to sleep anymore. "If you kick my in my happy place, I'll cut off your balls and keep them as a coin purse." He said with a smirk.

Hashina sneered at the comment from Kataro. Eewww.... Ball purses? Ugh. There's so many scenarios that makes that eff'ed up. She thought to herself. It was getting late, and Hashina was risking getting in trouble with her poppy if she wasn't home soon, but she didn't care. She wasn't really paying attention to the time either. She laid out on the floor and got comfortable, and watched the tv flicker through channels.

Spencer raised his foot and brought it down as if to hit him where it hurts, but stopped right before he did so. Instead, he crossed his legs and used Kataro as a foot rest. He continued to flip through channels; slumping onto the couch.

"You do that, and I'll cut off your dick and strangle you with it."

Kataro squinted his eyes and looked at Spencer. He started to massage Spencer's foot. "If you do that..." He leaned in closer to Spencer and whispered. "I'll use my ripped off dick as a dildo and rape you with it. Then I'll bite YOUR dick and make you kiss a dirty boot!" He whispered with a small smile. "Beat that motha flusha you don't kno me liek dat!"

Spencer leaned in and whispered to Kataro. He squinted his eyes with a maniacal grin on his face just to add to the drama.

"You wouldn't..."

Kataro grabbed Spencer by his hips and pulled him on top of him on the carpet. He leaned in and whispered in his ear. "How much you wanna bet... Cause if got nothing to lose." He said with a smirk.

Hashina was fast asleep in the floor. She was silent as a mouse too. She didn't even try to fall asleep either. Guess it was a long day for her.

Spencer chuckled and holds Kataro's shoulders pinned to the ground when he pulled him onto the floor. He moved his hands down to his forearms and pins them to the floor. But before he did anything else, it hit him. There's somebody here....if she wakes up.....Eugh.

Leaning over, he goes to kiss Kataro fervently, but shifts into his wolf form when he reaches his mouth and licks all inside of Kataro's mouth before shifting back and sitting up; cracking up.

"Congratulations! You were just passionately kissed by a giant man-dog!"

Kataro blew a raspberry at Spencer. "That's gross! You dog!" He shouted with a smile. Kataro's pointer finger began to flicker with electricity, and he poked Spencer right in the crotch with a smirk. "Congrats! You been electrocuted by your boyfriend!" Whispered/shouted.

Hashina was... Well... Dead. We was sleeping like a rock on a hill in the noonday sun. She needed it too. Late nights killing people didn't go well when it came to sleep. She shifted her body in place a bit, still facing the tv.

Spencer doubled over and landed face down into the pillow on the floor. His crotch hurt now that it had been electrocuted, but felt numb at the same time. Groaning, he shoots Kataro a bird and rolls back over onto his side; still with both hands between his legs.

Kataro giggled quietly. "How about we put the munchkin in our room, turn the tv up a little bit, get comfy on the couch, then me and you get a little frisky? Nothing major... Just some playful touching..." Kataro suggested with a nod. It seemed like a good idea at the moment. Kataro didn't have work until late tomorrow. Plus... Whatever plans Spencer had could just wait. "Besides. We won't be all night. Just until I reach the point of no return." He said as he began to run Spencer's neck with the tip of his fingers.

"You just fried my ass."

Smirking, he rolls onto his back and runs his hands through his hair; taking off his hat and throwing it on the couch. Then he puts both hands behind his head and relaxes on the floor.

Kataro sighed, then chuckled. "Yeah. I love my lightning abilities. They're so sexy." He said with a smile. Kataro looked at the tv, then back at Spencer. It was 8 something by now. They had a girl in their house too. Kataro didn't even know her name. "Who is that girl. Weapon or Meister?" He asked, figuring she was from the DWMA because if her friendly behavior. "Use your soul perception. I can't do it."

Spencer shrugged. He'd figured the same thing. But instead of making guesses, he uses soul perception, and freezes when he realizes exactly what he didn't WANT to realize. She wasn't from the DWMA.....

"K.....Kataro....?"