The Slapping Game

So here's how it works:

Person 1: I slap you with my hand.

Person 2: I slap you with Bruce Lee's fist.

And so on and son on and so on.

I'll start.

I slap you with the ultimate slapping machine.

I slap you with a glove full of bricks.

I slap you with my blistering wit.

I slap you with a legion's worth of kinky 4chan stuff

I slap you with Legion.

Affirmative, Shepard-Commander.

I slap you with Shaq's 2 foot........ shoe

Beyril can we be best friends for that post

I slap you with all the ME gamer poop videos, thus starling connor's affections.

I slap you with a brick of C4

I slap you with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

I slap you with poo.

I slap you with a challis filled with the laughter of children

And I slap you with the flyswatter of righteousness.

I slap you with a wooden sword, that was once wielded by Nobunaga Oda.

I slap you with a stop sign once held by Shizuo Heiwajima.

I slap you with a vending machine once held by shizuo heiwajima

I slap you with a rasengan, wielded by The Fourth.

I slap you with my hand, wielded by me.

I slap you with Beyril, wielded by me .

I slap you with Bidoof

I slap you with a funny feather.

I slap you with a rubber chicken.

I slap you with a giant dung heap.

http://mickkeh.deviantart.com/art/AMG-DILDO-WARNING-Religious-Views-8D-462119164

I slap you with the pure force of my stare.

I slap you with Sov wielding Beyril, wielded by me.

I slap you with a jar full of monster farts