1800th POST FER MEH!

ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS AND I WILL ANSWER THEM BECAUSE PIE

What is the meaning of death?
(Life=too mainstream. *puts on hipster glasses*)

The meaning of death is to put an end to the lives of meaningless little bitches :)

What is the meaning of meaningless?

To have no meaning

What is the meaning of no meaning?

Meaningless

And what is the meaning of "meaningless" if it means "no meaning" and "no meaning" means "meaningless?"

Btw: You lose.

Do you put butter on your waffles?

First question: You answered that one yourself

Second question: Hell yeah

Excellent!! And how do you put your toilet paper on the role?

First question: Hell no, both lack real in-depth info thus you need more.

Second question: Can I haz a hug?

I don't, I just put the toilet paper on the counter.

Yes Eric, you can *turns into a creeper* GIMME A HUG

Goshfrikindarnit!! It goes on backwards!

Alright this is THE MOST IMPORTANT question anyone will EVER ask you: Do you prefer your bacon fried, or crispy?

A CREEPER!! *hugz*

BUT BACON ISN'T KOSHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

I'm confused. Kosher can either mean A. Does not meet Jewish requirements or B. it is legitimate.

Did you mean definition A?

Yup, definiton A, Jews don't eat pigs, and if i don't eat bacon, neither will you! *Prepares his saygoodbyepiggiesdoombsdaymachineofawesomeness!*

Noooo! Bacon is the best food ever!! Almost as good as human!

NOT IF YOU A JEW! *LoadsuphismachineandhelovestotakelikethisxD*

Well at least I can respect that. I had a really good friend who was Jewish, his name was Rupert.

I'm no Jew or anything but I say F*** BACON

EWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOO WHY WOLUD YOU DO THAT!?

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I like my ba- wait, don't you have to fry it to get it crispy?