You laugh, you lose. (Might contain some mature images)

Okay, rules are simple. Post an image or tell a joke. Try to make someone laugh. You laugh, you lose!

Knock knock. *unzips pants* "Oh... It's nature." *Masturbates*

How do you call a dog magician?







A labracadabrador.

PS hate your joke, Dead

I love you too Koa.

Knock knock...
Whose there?
Chicken run.
Chicken run, who?
CHICKEN RUNS FROM BBQ SAUCE...?!

Well isn't that one... Sexy chick ?

If I ever come across a lady like that... MAN! I'd be her servant for life! She's gorgeous!

https://i.imgflip.com/4y5lf.gif

*sings All Star demonically*

Laugh!!! I command you!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?









He was hit by a bus!

Your mother is so overweight... She bungee jumped straight to Hell! (You may have heard this one)

Did anyone see Niall Horan hosting the oscars last night?

*squeals because Niall Horan*

So, how do you call a like of kittens?




A meowntain.