The New Teacher?!

Sylas walks into the classroom, later than normal, even for him. Instead of taking his normal seat, however, he walks up to the desk, picks up a clipboard, and starts taking attendance. Halfway through, he looks up, clears his throat, and waves. "Allow me to clarify. Some of you are probably wondering why someone who is, or rather was, a student here is taking attendance. Due to my long tenure as a student here, coupled with several near death occurrences and general kishin ass-kicking, Lord Death has given me permission to teach. Today's subject will be..." He takes a deep breath, smiling wide. "MONSTERS!"

"Ooooo first day of class can't wait!" Said Droon with his customary grin

Lexi, who for some reason got transferred into the class, puts both hands on her desk and stands up. "Sylas?!? You're our teacher?!?"

Sylas nods, waving lightly. "Heya Lexi..."

"WTF..." She says sitting down.

Sylas shrugs. "Well, almost die a couple of times and maybe they'll give you a teaching gig..."

"He'll if you knew the things I did before coming here I wouldn't just be teacher I'd be like the superintendent !"

Sylas chuckles. "Alright, enough stories. Let's get down to business. Now, what is a monster, exactly?"

""A creature of either great loathing or great evil."

Lexi chuckles. Technically her being a vampire and all...

"So you and me Lexi guess wer just the class monsters huh?"

"You're a monster?" She asks

Sylas gives an exasperated sigh. "I didn't ask if anyone was a monster, I asked what is a monster..."

"Sorry sir, but if any of us are monsters wouldn't it be a good idea to choose one of us as an example? I was just making a...real life connection"

"I asked you a dang question. What monster are you?"

"Nothing specific" he laughed"I have pointed teeth, claws, a long forked tongue I can stick out a whole foot, I have a slight tendency towards cannibalism, and I'm half- insane so that pretty much sums that up"

"Alrighty then. I'm a vampire."

Sylas watches the two, dismayed. "Is this because I'm young or because you're just disrespectful...?"

" that's cool" he said nonchalantly " just don't bite me I've got poisonous blood, wouldn't want that now would we.... It's nothing sylus your doing great"

"I don't bite things. Anything..." Lexi looks at Sylas. "You know how I am."

Sylas sighs. He turns his hand into an axe blade and screeches it down the chalkboard, creating an ear splitting sound and gaining the attention of everyone in the room. "RIGHT! Now if we're down interrupting me!" He takes a deep breath. "A monster is a creature that has special properties, yet is not a Kishin or witch."

"God Damn Sylas..." Lexi whispers to her self

Droon laughed then began paying attention

"Hey new buddy! Glad u could make it!"