How to Eat a Sandwich (Finished)

Droon leans back, looking quite proud "Yep, that's me! Confident, masculine me. Totally." He throws an arm over the back of his chair "I don't mean to brag but, I've done some pretty awesome stuff. I danced with a Somalian kishin egg that was trying to kill me, for example. Oh, and I saw Elizabeth Bathory naked! It was pretty hot, except all the blood... And stuff."

And he suddenly became terrifying again. Aesop laughed nervously, "That certainly sounds..." He wracked his brain trying to find a word that didn't sound insulting.

"Disturbing," Aesop stated, "I'm not going to lie, that sounds disturbing, Mr. Droon."

Droon cringed just a little "yeah, not gonna lie on that one, it was pretty messed up." He held his hands like a scale, weighing pros and cons "I mean she WAS kind of one of the most beautiful, intelligent, and all around amazing people to have ever lived on this earth (and she was totes naked!), but on the other hand she killed young virgins and bathed in their blood." He shuddered again "never before have I been that scared and that turned on at the same time."

"I can see your dilemma, Mr. Droon," Aesop said. To be honest, he really didn't get it. He never could understand things of that... caliber. But the other boy didn't need to know that.

He paused in alarm when he realized something.

"Wait a moment," Aesop's eyes widened, "Are you referring to the Elizabeth Bathory from the 17th century?"

"Come now, be reasonable!" He says nonchalantly "of course I am! I mean, if maka beat up Rasputin, why not Bathory? She IS one of histories first TRUE vampires. If only we had a chance to bang before we killed her. She was SO hot, I felt like I was smashing a great work of art!"

"I suppose that makes sense," Aesop agreed. It was strange, but he could understand it.

His face burned in embarrasment at Droon's mention of sex. He looked nervously around the cafeteria.

"Are you sure you should be saying such uncouth things," Aesop fretted, "There are ladies present."

"Don't worry, I'm fairly well-known! They learned to accept and move on a while ago." He stands up and places a very familiar sombrero on his head "well, it's about time to go! Seeya!"

"Good day to you then," Aesop waved goodbye to his fellow student. What an odd person.

Ooc: no recognition of his sombrero? I said it was familiar because that's the one he is wearing in the other thread!

OOC: Whoops! Looks like I'm as unobservant as my character.

Ooc: Ah well! Droon has escaped twice then !