Deth's fantastical (not really) vacation adventure *Updated*

So while I'm sitting here bored in my room in the middle of my vacation, I might as well just type what's going on while it's freash on my mind. In case anyone's been wondering what I've been up to, after getting carsick, I've been effing around in Tennase. First, we embarked to the deepest darkest depths of the knife store to face the impossible odds and buy the Hyrule Historia.... Why a place that sells knives has a book about the cannon continuity of a video game character and his design changes is beyond me, but it's still a pretty nice book......

Then, we set off to the pottery store where I chose to stay in the car. But after THAT we found this candy store and there was this huge effing box of Hot Tamales that costs $20 and it's just freaking awesome! This thing's nearly 2 pounds and the size of my freaking arm! (1.5 pounds... but whatever, just round up). How could I not buy that thing? Just looking at the box is rotting my gums out. I feel as if it must have some horrible curse on it.... I shall proceed with caution while around this abomination of science.

- To Be Continued -

This book here needs more Stephen King, Cats, and Ponies. I give it a lol/10

Hope you're having fun though :D

Speaking of, the Candy Store had a bunch of MLP plushies for some reason.... I can only assume that they were also cursed.

Get one and find out. If it's eyes follow you and it sings the theme song backwards, you should be fine. It's the ones that do nothing you should be scared of.

If my dog tries to eat it because it looks like a squeeky toy, then it's cursed UNLESS he ripps the stuffing out of it. In that situation, it's not cursed, just like if he refuses to touch it. But if the thing sits there and starts ripping it's own stuffing out... then I just have an invisible dog around somewhere that I would need to take care of. But if it does that and ALSO starts bleeding, it's definatly cursed!