Drunk last night, drunk the night before, gonna get drunk tonight like I never got drunk before.

"I've seen people do crazy things while they are drunk but nothing like this." Lexi says finishing her beer and getting another before she clicked out for the night.

"Shave his belly with a rusty razor!" Two of the sailors began wrestling in the corner, one of them smashed a chair across a table, and another ran behind the counter and grabbed a beer keg. "Shave his belly with a rusty razor! Shave his belly with a rusty razor! Earl-lie in the morning!"

"Not my problem anymore." Lexi said and looked over at the girl who was currently work, who was mortified. Finishing her other beer, she threw the bottle at the one who broke the chair.

The man who was hit with a beer fell unconscious and we all stopped and looked at him. There was quite a long pause actually, then when three men picked him up and threw him on to a table we all started again, cheering. "Way hay and up she rises! Way hay and up she rises! Way hay and up she rises! Earl-lie in the morning!" I was sat on top of the beer keg, and lifted in to the air as we danced around.

OOC: I'm sitting here thinking...what would happen if Bri ever got drunk...
Lexi shrugged still watching everyone.

OOC: Lol it's never too late.

Kitsune walks in to the bar, eyes closed and whistling to herself. "Hey Lexi I-" When she opens her eyes she sees Ace flying around on a barrel, and a bunch of sailors dancing around. Without saying another word she literally rewinded, walking backwards out of the bar. The words of the song were still ringing in her head. 'Well put him in a longboat till he's sober! Put him in a longboat till he's sober! Put him in a longboat till he's sober! Earl-lie in the morning!'

Lexi heads out the door to get Kitsune back. "Hey this is pretty interesting! You show watch this with me."
OOC: there are so many scenarios with drunk Bri going through my head...

"Nope. But today a group of sailors came in."

"When he wants to have a good time he does."
OOC: Sooooooo many scenarios of drunk Bri in my head. Sooooo many....

"It is. Now come on!" She said going back inside

"Oh god...." She follows Lexi back inside, ducking as a fork flies over her.

"Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter! Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter! Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter! Earl-lie in the morning!" I did a front flip off of the barrel, landing on the man who had the beer bottle thrown at him, breaking the table underneath him.

Lexi laughs uncontrollably
OOC: she is buzzed BTW and that can be the next incident. Bri gets drunk somehow...

"That's what we do with a drunken sailor! That's what we do with a drunken sailor! That's what we do with a drunken sailor! Earl-lie in the morning!" The entire crowd rushed out on to the streets, carrying me on their shoulders. No doubt we were out to destroy the town, all in good fun of course.

Kitsune looks around, taking in everything that had just happened. There were beer bottles everywhere, broken chairs, an unconscious man laying on a broken table, and beer spilled everywhere. "Well... it could have been worse..?" The chandelier then breaks and falls on to the floor.

OOC: Yeah that works

"Haha! Yep! Come on let's follow them!"

"Yep! Come on!" I said heading out the door.

"Oh...." She follows her out.

We had reached the farmers market and boy were we causing chaos. We'd started the song over again, and I believe some of them stole a drum and flute.

Lexi started humming along.

"Ho hey and up she rises! Ho hey and up she rises! Ho hey and up she rises! Early in the morning!" We began smashing fruit and all else, throwing boxes around, and breaking carts.

"What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? Ear-lie in the morning!" Lexi sang along quietly.

"Put 'im in the bilge an' make 'im drink it. Put 'im in the bilge an' make 'im drink it. Put 'im in the bilge an' make 'im drink it. Early in the morning!" I sang as I broke a window.

Lexi started singing louder.