Herro New Friends!!!

I wante to say hi and meet everyone not in the chatbox... So hi! I'm Evee and I love hugs and strawberry pocky! And friends, and pillow and blanket forts... So you should all b my new friends so we can build blanket forts and eat pickled ginger with me!

Hello dear child, I amSovuru, resident murderer and administrator for all dark weapons and demon blades. Fear me, love me, do everything I ask and I will be your slave!

(Yes, that last bit was a labyrinth reference.)

Awh! I love the Labrynth! The song where he's tossing the baby around is my favorite. :3

Does this make you David Bowie in tight pants? O.O

Indeed, it does.

Then your junk is huuuge.

I'm still just waiting on my characters to be accepted. Or not. I dunno how strict you guy are.

*hides in bwankie fort*

Its a new peep!

Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!??? I'm Idoc, The Great and Powerful! It's nice to meet you! You sound like you know how to make cute characters. Cute characters are my specialty. I'm also good with disabled and mentally insane characters. Buuuuuut anyway I look forward to seeing you role play and I'd like to rp with you sometime as well. Too-da-lou! Ttyl C'ya next time! Ciao and have fun with your fort! I like pillow forts. :3

Pillow nests; bwankie forts. Big difference. :P

LET THE PREZ HANDLE THIS.

HEYBAE

Herro, Mistah President. :3

If you are president waff, that probably makes me akin to a king.

And that makes me a spider. But I technically am, anyway. I'm the resident Australian, Spyder ! I'm not really important, as opposed to Mr. Kishin up there. I hope you have fun on SERP, and I ALSO hope that you don't just spontaneously disappear like many a user before you.

Hey there sugar tits. How's it going? You don't know who I am, but from now on... Call me Slap Daddy Dang-A-Lang. I'm reeeaaall good if you know what I mean. If you're looking for a good time, lemme slide in your fort, and comfort you with the beauty of my love. I'm like a fine wine baby. You take a sip then you'll keep coming back. Kisses sweetheart. I'll be waiting. Call me when you're ready. :*

Like a fine wine: Out-dated, pungent, and all his sediment has drained to the bottom.

Hahaha, Symbol guy is funny!!! :3

:3

^ Shortest post I ever made.

Hello new human. I appriciate a fellow lover of David Bowie. Good to see I'm not alone in that here.

Also, Sov, that joke has been the first thing to make me laugh in like two weeks.

Awe, thank-you, I try.

Yay new fweinds! :3

Haha, Symbol Guy is Sov, o.ur bloody teddy bear, and I as you know, am KING RAGE, one of the not so cocky few one the site. I hope you have great time here, and please don't Be lured in by Poop Sensei

O.O

Okayy