Last one to post wins.

I can't tell tone through text!

I win! I did it! Bow before me and declare me thine king!!!

No

*insert Michael Jackson dance*

Excuse you, I am queen

NO BITCH, I AM QUEEN. wait what

ummmm.... hello. I AM THE QUEEN.

And I Am Da Eggman!!! I AM THE EGGMAN!!! I AM THe WALRUSS?!?!?!?!?!

I... Am... THE SIX PATHS!!! THE ORIGINAL SIX PATHS!!!!! I INVENTED ALL OF THE TAILED BEASTS SUCKA!!!!!!! DON'T TRY TO OVERTHROW MUAH!!!!!!!

Denied.

Denied again!

I'm the hitagi the real hitagi all you other hitagis are just imitating so will the real senjogahara please stand up, please stand up

I am the unsuspecting villian who was behind things all along! Now, because I created the magical thing, I command it's power and will use it to kill people who have been saving the world for no specifically expleined reason!!!

Aizen, is that you?!

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X_____X

Pretty sure I just discribed the most generic villian I could think of.... :/

Sounds like it. Either that or the wealthy businessman who is secretly insane and at least one of the main characters used to be forced to call him "master" and serve him. This is like, every roleplay I've done where there's an actual villain.

Heheh. *Icarus*

I once was part of an RP where the two main villians who had been burning down towns and stuff got married and RP'd the entire wedding without interruption. It was pretty addorible... well, at least it was until they got to the honeymoon. Then, they had a brief cute moment introducing his wife to snow for the first time followed by super hardcore smut :/ I mean, like stuff you don't want to poke with a 10 foot pole, smut........ Seriously wish they didn't go THERE with it because otherwise it made their villians really relatable and intresting.

I hate typing on game consoles.

I hate you Connor!!!

I hate living!!! *jumps out a nearby window into a pillow truck*

You even fail at not living.

Well, I AM a ghost type........