Last one to post wins.

i can lick my elbow. I did it in class once to show people and the teacher looked at me and the whole class stopped and turned to look at me simultaneously. And it was this weird teacher who i think is a pedo of some kind. I can only lick my left elbow. I have issues.

One of my teachers would just walk in everyday, say "outline chapter __ Section _" and then get on the computer and screw around on Myspace. The worst part is that we KNEW he didn't even read the papers because he'd always just send them back with a check and we never outlined any importaint information in our history books. Most of the year, I just went to the section, copied down the introduction word for word for a few lines so it would look legit, then just skipped a line or so and just wrote random words I saw until it filled up the page.

let's play a game! usually a drinking game but this is a forum. LETS PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER. you have 10 points we go around and say something we have never done and if youve done that thing then you lose a point. first one to zero wins

Alright~

kokoa start?

Nuuuuuuuu ;_;

I've never eaten sushi!

k 1 down. never have i ever............ seen cowboy bebop. *hides*

Me either.
Never have I ever... Been on an airplane. Yes... It's true...

One point down.
Never have I ever... Met anyone relatively important to moviemaking.

Hooray!

I'm at 7. Never have I ever injured my leg severely, except for in the womb. I was born with a backwards foot

I wasn't even aware that could happen 0_O Did the doctors fix it or......

Yes. But they had to like wait a few months because I was born prematurely so all of my early baby photos have a backwards foot.

That's pretty wierd....

Even weirder: I was born with red hair and bright blue eyes. Odd combo I know.when I was about 7 or 8 it started to change a bit but whatever. When I was about 11 I had brown hair and dark green eyes. Is this normal or am I being stupid?

It's extremely unusual. You're probably an alien. Or your parents are. Maybe you're a mutant and your superpowers are developing!

Backwords feet are a superpower?

This day is bullshit. Two hour delay of school and nothing fucking happening. I just want this day to end but I'm forgetting it's only Wednesday

I got to the collage at 9:10, found out that on top of the normal hour long wait that both of my biology classes were cancled. Each one is about 1 hour 45 minutes long with a 15 minute break in-between. IDK how, but I somehow ended up waiting for 5 hours on my 2:30 class.

Today was not a good day. Tomorrow I have to do a job shadow at an office building

It took me three hours to do a 20-question math test today.

It's called the surrogate court so I thought it was a sperm bank but I googled it and now I'm less discouraged

I had this wierd dream for a movie. So it starts out with this guy and this girl in what looks like the 80s and they're at some kind-of black friday-like event to get a bunch of free food, but they keep fighting over the same stuff and cause a huge scene. Then the girl's all upset about it as she's driving home... but when she actually gets home, there's a freaking Xenomorph from the Aliens movies in her bedroom so she freaks out. Then she runs to the bathroom and the guy she hates is knocked out next to the toilet.... So this short alien guy shows up to translate for the Xenomorph and they're from some intergalactic council who, through some typo or something, think these two people are part of an endangered species because they have similar first and middle names or something. So, after the guy wakes up, freaks out about the Xenomorph, and finally listens to what the alien guy has to say, they have a choice. Either be put into an off-planet animal sanctuary, or make their relationship work on Earth.

After that, the Xenomorph stays with them to make sure they don't try to run off as the two people are forced to live together and date and stuff. At some point, the guy makes the Xenomorph scrambled eggs and it likes them really well. And, for a while, they kind-of go through typical romance movie stuff with this setup. Learning about eachother, realizing they're not that bad, the whole overdone thing. But THEN they get into an argument that escilates and all the stuff they told eachother is used against them. So these two people are just like "Ok, this just isn't going to work out. But we still need to get rid of that Xenomorph!" And then, because it was a dream, IDK how it ends but something about prooving they're no different from anyone else or something........

IDK how my brain works, either.......

I had a dream like a movie, too!!

So there was this girl from a poor village who was under the care of her rich aunt. The girl's name was Alice. So Alice and her aunt went to a hotel in the waaay far-out country for some business meeting for her aunt's company. While the aunt is in the meeting she leaves Alice in a room to play with the two other children brought along, a boy named Prince and a girl named Haru. They become decent friends, and eventually Haru tells Prince and Alice about a secret tombstone hidden behind the hotel that was rumored to transport people to another world.

Obviously, they have to try it out, so at midnight Haru, Alice, and Prince sneak out of the hotel and make their way to the tombstone. It was raining like a stereotypical horror movie. Haru goes first and kneels in front of the tombstone, chants some magical words, then she runs straight at the face of the stone and passes through it like it was made of air. Prince goes next and copies Haru. Before Alice can go, her aunt sees her and tries to catch her. She chants the words quickly and manages to dive in with her aunt's bony fingers just barely missing her stereotypical black cloak.

Alice had closed her eyes, and was now kneeling on some sort of wood from what she could tell. Her ratty clothing had changed, too. She heard some sort of roaring noise. She opens her eyes and looks up to find that she's on a stage, and there's a gigantic crowd cheering in front of her. There was a large mirror behind her, presumably where she came in. She was definitely confused, because her dress had magically changed and become this beautiful frilly magical girl outfit. She noticed there were other people on the stage. A man in knight's armor walks up to her, he looked like an adult version of Prince. "Welcome to Wonderland, Alice." He said and extended his hand to help her up. She does so and he speaks into a microphone. "WELCOME ALICE, THE CHOSEN ONE OF WONDERLAND!" He calls, and the crowd goes wild. Alice was really confused, but she went with it. Two other guards escort her off the stage and through the crowd of cheering people. There was a giant pinkish-crystal castle sitting to the left of the stage, and that was where they led her. They went through the halls until they came to a library-like area, where a girl slightly older than Alice greets her. She looked startlingly like Haru. "Hi! Welcome to Wonderland! You're Alice, right?" She asked. Alice nodded numbly. "Come on, you must be confused. I'll explain." Alice followed Haru and Haru explained that Wonderland was under some sort of curse or something I can't quite remember and Alice had to go on a quest to get a special gemstone or something.

So the Prince-lookalike and the Haru-lookalike and Alice go on this big adventure, with all these creatures and dangers and stuff.