Last one to post wins.

Flaaaaaarrrrrrrppppp

FINISH HIM!

I'm on mobile version so I'm not pressing "next page" 34 times to get to the most recent post. So I can't see anyone's posts really.

Dats fine. XD

I'm a........... *dies*

.3.

Money=what I don't have.

Eyes! Sit in the corner, Now!!!

I'm a little B%#!& short and f+£>!!!

No

Nobody messes with Mr. Chimps and gets away with it. Now accept judgement or you will have to face trial by being slowly digested by a giant snail monster who cosplays as Gannondorf on weekends.

No one can defeat............ A wizard, samurai, knight, werewolf, ninja, giant. And that's me!!!

Not unless they have silver magnetic anti-magic high-callibur explosive tracking bullets!!!

*takes out a giant cannon... because b*tches love cannons!*

Try me! *takes out giant hammer/wand/samurai sword/lance*

*shoots an anti-magic exploding high-callibur magnetic silver tracking round at Eyes*

Hah. My sister is being an owl-fox-bat-dragon-witch-vampire for Halloween. I've got self-defense down.

Me? I'm going as Catbug.

I'm going as I'm not going.

I'm going as "Random guy who sits on the couch and eats candy while watching whatever the heck's on television".

And I'm going as a person that jumps out and scares the shit outta everybody whilst dressed in a Jeff the Killer costume. C:

The Metal Gear Rising trailer should have shown Raiden cutting the Metal Gear in half with "Jack is Back!" playing in the background (can't remember the actual song name)

*sniff*

*epic hand spasm*

*manually keeps Waffles's Heart beating with his mind.... But went too far and caused it to explode.*

*causes nuclear explosion that reverses time*