| This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) | |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 6:26 pm | |
| I shake my head in response to his question. "My human form is fairly new. If anything, I've only ever eaten cookies. And I mean that literally; you play with them right, you can turn browser cookies into data-baked goods." A laugh follows; why am I so lame? Why? |
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[RACKIE] Admin
Posts : 8774 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 6:40 pm | |
| "Wait, wait, wait! You were eating browser cookies?!" I asked her in a surprise. My eyes widened. I mean, I know food her isn't real but at least it has a taste! No, no, no! We're not getting out of here until I get her something delicious. "So, if I got you something to eat, would you be able to eat it?" I asked her. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 6:41 pm | |
| A shrug meets his words, "I bend reality. Literally anything is possible." |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 6:50 pm | |
| "Then, we're getting you ice cream." I told her, grinning from ear to ear. Ice Cream is the best, I'm telling you all! It's like... A gift from gods themselves to humanity! |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 7:01 pm | |
| "...you realize we don't have any 'real' Gods in this universe, right?" I ask him. Oops, I read his post, again. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
Posts : 8774 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 7:38 pm | |
| "Well, our creators can be compared to gods. However, well, my thoughts are complicated and I might be too interested in the Greek Mythology" I explained to her as I started leading her towards the closest ice cream shop. I don't mind that you read my posts all the time, Merry. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 7:49 pm | |
| Busted. "Wh- who said I was reading your posts...? Baka..." |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 7:55 pm | |
| I love you too, Merry ;* We finally arrived at the ice cream shop. I put my hands into my pockets to make sure Rackie gave me money. Of course, he did. Thanks, Rackie. "So, before we approach this place... What flavor will you choose?" I asked her, smiling. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 8:02 pm | |
| I found myself making a face, but sadly, I can only explain what that face is by showing you with a text-based emoji --- :< . How was I supposed to choose a flavor when the concept was foreign? I gave him a look with my eyes while my mouth remained, in typical anime fashion, like an upside-down v. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
Posts : 8774 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 8:26 pm | |
| Riiiiight... Well, she has eaten cookies already... Also, her color is blue-ish- Turquoise? Let's see. "Uh... Let's... What about cookie flavor and gumball flavor?" I suggested, hoping to help just a little. I started approaching the counter slowly, to give her time. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 8:35 pm | |
| Is it a good idea to make super sweets taste like other super sweets? Does that create some sort of sweet-ception? Does it multiple the sweetness to exponential levels?! I was having a crisis over the concept of "sweets" when I'd not eaten anything but "false cookies." Something is definitely wrong with me. Despite the screaming in my head, I appeared outwardly "normal" and calm, especially in this current disguise of a body. "Sure." I say calmly, accepting. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:30 pm | |
| I'll be honest with you all, I read her post this time. To be honest, I find her thoughts normal. I'm sure I'd start thinking like her if I were her. I sighed and shook my head with amusement. She's cute even when she's confused. I approached the counter and ordered her two scoops of ice cream. One cookie, one blue bubble gum. For myself I took only one scoop of chocolate ice cream. I paid. An NPC gave us our ice cream. We can continue. I know, I didn't describe the process as well as I could have, but hey, we have ice cream now! |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:35 pm | |
| Why are there only four walls? Is this an open-concept house? Is this a house? What about support beams? Are there support beams? What are those called? What are the other three walls? What are they used for? Why am I having an existential crisis while eating ice- oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh......
I probably shouldn't moan when I'm eating. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
Posts : 8774 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:40 pm | |
| Reading her posts is... way too funny >.> I barely can stop myself from chuckling or giggling. I mean, sure her moan was even more amusing. Wait... A moan? I looked at her confused. What the hell? I guess she enjoys eating ice cream. Oh well, I should start too! |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:42 pm | |
| Redirecting my attention to the food, rather than the train wreck of thoughts choo-choo through my rattling skull and the rather inappropriate noise than managed to escape me, I proceed with trying both flavors. Sadly, the taste of the other one results in the same reaction, and I find myself burying my face behind hat and hair alike, silently trying to eat the rest of my dessert. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:47 pm | |
| Okay, I can't, this is too funny... I chuckled quietly. "Ice cream is just the beginning of your delicious journey, by the way. Cakes, chocolate, fruit and other sweets await! " I told her as I winked at her with a grin. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:50 pm | |
| I cast him a ice cream laced pout, peeking my face through my veil of hair. "If you want me to get fat then you have to tell me." I tease. Hell, I can alter my body type at will, but only at will. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
Posts : 8774 Join date : 2013-10-27 Age : 24 Location : Poland
| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 9:53 pm | |
| I shook my head, amused. She's trying teasing again. "There's no point in changing what is already perfect." I told her smirking and giving her a wink again. The fun begins. Ice cream sure makes my head work better. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 23rd 2017, 10:00 pm | |
| My eyes roll, but my brain comes up with an idea that is very bad, indeed. Tweaking reality just enough that I force no one to be looking our direction, --- bad Guest, cheating with your meta-abilities to see past my Wrecking Ball --- I reach out for his hand. I don't have to wait to see if he'll let me take it; it's not bunnying when you know that he will. This done, I pull him forward, keeping eye contact all the while as I place the stolen hand on my breast, cupping it with such. Slowly, I raise an eyebrow as my lips spread into an ice cream painted smirk.
Queen takes rook. Check. |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 4:26 am | |
| Now, this is unexpected! At first, a huge blush appeared on my cheeks. Embarrassing! Soon I realized that it's a perfect opportunity to use her plan against her (and to feel her breast. wait what) I grinned devilishly and squeezed her breast. *Squeeze squeeze* I winked at her, smirking. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 4:28 am | |
| Well, we we're just full of surprises. I hadn't expected him to be any more than a stuttering mess. Instead, I get... Groped. Flushing pink, I duck my head, hiding shyly behind my hair, though I don't stop him. My hand is still around his wrist. Is my neck turning pink? The blushing isn't spreading, right? ...Right?! |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 4:46 am | |
| I tried to retract my hand and chuckled quietly, but she is still holding me. Victory! Poor MerryLynn, I used her plans against. I smiled innocently. Her blush is getting bigger so is mine. "As I said, there's no point in changing what's already perfect" I said, hiding my amusement. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 1:27 pm | |
| Grumbling, I release his hand, looking away from and returning to my hidey-hole behind my hair. Clearly, this didn't work as I had planned. Now, to get the blushing to stop... |
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[RACKIE] Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 1:58 pm | |
| I shook my head, amused and victorious. I only need to wait for her to stop blushing and we can continue our journey. I slowly finished my ice cream in the meantime. "Never let your ice cream melt and turn into a milkshake." I told her. |
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LeolaniLiaMay Admin
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| Subject: Re: This is madness! Madness? This. Is. REALITY! (Private Lani, Rackie) July 24th 2017, 2:06 pm | |
| I pout back at him, waving my hand over it. It's a simple gesture; the ice cream is not only no longer melting, but solid again. In silence, I finish the treat before pushing my hair back, raising a brow. |
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